Total Medals Earned: 92 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,445 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (240/240 points)
Look at the map!
Enter the Sewer!
Look everywhere!
Give it a bone!
Collect 25 orbs and give them to the scary thing!
Collect 3 Yin Yang balls!
Give the dragon the drum!
You soved another puzzle!
Solve a tough puzzle!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 8/10 (70/220 points)
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Experience rebirth the first time.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Medals Earned: 7/21 (40/390 points)
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/235 points)
First steps
Kill the king
Solve reel puzzle
Return to another world
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again
Medals Earned: 2/19 (55/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 7/9 (290/440 points)
Complete Lesson of Peace.
Complete Going for the Top.
Complete Enlightenment.
Complete the Koan.
Complete levels 6-15 with a total of 5 preserved drops.
Complete levels 31-35 with a total of 20 preserved drops.
Complete levels 16-25 with a total of 20 preserved drops.
Complete the game without dying or restarting levels more than 10 times total.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (300/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.